A dirty wedding photographer is an amateur photographer who can’t shoot sensual photos well and makes them funny, embarrassing, and awkward. These photos are hilarious to look at and are a great example of how not to shoot weddings. Below, you’ll find a compilation of my favorite naughty wedding photographer fails.
This is the most popular type of wedding photography created by a naughty wedding photographer. The bride and her friends line up and raise their dresses to show off their underwear.
Some even wear their underwear in one color. Not sure what the purpose is, but this sort of behavior looks very out of place, and results in funny wedding pictures.
Some couples just can’t miss the opportunity to show off the garter. Seems like this is one of the most popular wedding photography poses. The bride is turned away from the camera, while the groom lifts her dress, exposing the garter.
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If a real dirty wedding photographer takes dirty pics intentionally, the creator of this picture probably just caught a funny moment. The guests probably miscalculated their strength and threw her higher than expected. Let’s just hope that among these men below is the groom.
At first, I did not even understand why this photo was placed on many lists of dirty wedding photographer pics. Weeping bride with many people around. It seemed to be the most ordinary picture at first.
If you also didn’t see it on the first try, just look at the background. There’s no way to know whether these people are guests or “casual” passers-by, but there are only associations with the escaped groom in the head, who only found out about how much his tuxedo costs.
There is nothing more pleasant than to cool off on a hot wedding day. The groom of this beautiful bride either forgot to take a shower or just tried to swim away from the responsibilities. And the dirty wedding photographer managed to capture this perfect moment.
It’s best to abstain from biting the partners’ private parts during a wedding photography shoot, but some naughty wedding photographers like to pose the couples like this.
This couple tries to recreate a zombie movie scene, although it’s unclear why the guests in the background had to be half-naked for this photo op.
While this picture doesn’t depict any naked body parts, the groom eating a watermelon alludes to explicit sexual acts. Dirty wedding photographers should be careful, as watermelon can spoil the dress and ruin wedding dress photography.
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These couples decided to use body art to save money on wedding costumes and dresses. Any photo from such a wedding is bound to end up in a dirty wedding photography compilation.
Some people take showing off underwear one step further, by wearing custom underwear. These bridesmaids decided to spell out the new surname. Signs with letters would look more appropriate for the occasion.
These groomsmen along with the groom decided to clearly state their status at the wedding, wearing underwear with inscriptions “Groom”, “Best Man”, “Groomsmen”.
The bridesmaids decided to photobomb the bride’s photo, and the wedding photographer seemed to like the idea. I feel like this photo was better off being cropped.
This photo is dirty in every sense of the word. I wonder if the bride knew her dress was about to be ruined.
Seems like the newlyweds got too excited when dancing. This photo is definitely not the one you would like to see on your wedding album or show to your kids.
Grabbing a bride’s leg while pressing her against the wall, is not the most tasteful pose to capture the passion and love of the couple.
Some brides also like to raise the leg themselves to show off the garter.
This dirty wedding photographer decided to incorporate some humor into their shots. The bride is covering the eyes of a younger bridesmaid to protect the girl from her other dirty bridesmaids.
Let’s be honest, almost all couples do not want their special day to be spoiled by dirty wedding photographer pics, they want beautiful and interesting shots, filled with love. There are some poses for wedding portraits that can help you avoid taking dirty wedding shots. I'll show you what poses you need to incorporate into your shoots, so the photos from the wedding look attractive, and sexy, but not vulgar.
I recommend this pose precisely for photographing a couple. Ask the groom to gently kiss the bride’s neck, while she arches her back.
Make beautiful photos not only of the process of putting on the veil but shoot other parts of preparation for the wedding, for example, putting on stockings, attaching them to the suspender belt.
Nothing can convey wedding elegance better than a veil. Covering the bride’s body with a veil will also add another layer of mystery. Using dreamy, flowing texture results in ethereal images.
Often naughty wedding photographer urges the bride to show off the garter in every picture during the wedding. It looks vulgar and not very nice. Do it differently. Just shoot a couple of sensual pictures of putting it on that will become a wonderful memory from the personal archives of the newlyweds. Choose a pose where you can also see the bride’s engagement ring.
The most important part of any boudoir photo is artistry. Let the bride use the furniture in the room or play with the curtains while trying elegant boudoir poses. My personal favorite is to incorporate mirrors. This adds more depth and visual interest to the image.
To take photos in the bedroom is the dream of every naughty wedding photographer. He/she can take a lot of provocative photos there. I advise you to play a little in anticipation of this time. Use the bed, pillows, and bed linen, to capture elegant shots.
Pro Tip
We work in a country with many diverse national and cultural minorities, so it's very important not to be a dirty wedding photographer who hunts for provocative photos at a wedding while disrespecting the cultural aspects of it. Your goal is not to make the couple uncomfortable, whether you are shooting Indian wedding photography, or Asian wedding photography.
Most often, brides choose a princess dress. A long wedding dress is a traditional attribute of a wedding celebration, which many couples can not refuse. So it's a good idea for boudoir photographers to show their slender legs. Ask the bride to playfully place her hand on her leg, or the garter.
Take a sneaky boudoir photo outdoors. All of us are used to seeing such photos captured against the monochrome background, this will help you make your boudoir photography more eye-grabbing. Make sure that the area where you will be shooting is closed to other people.
Who would have thought that this process could be so sexy and addictive to look at? While a sneaky dirty wedding photographer makes pictures of how a drunken bride takes off her dress, make gentle and sexy photos of how the bride puts on a dress.
Pro Tip
Always give your bride a choice. For example, I always ask the bride if I need to leave the room so she wears a dress. Some girls ask to leave them alone, while others allow them to stay and continue shooting. You always need to show respect for the intimate moments.
The bouquet is a symbol of the femininity and tenderness of the bride. In combination with beautiful lingerie, it helps create one of the most popular boudoir photo ideas, which can not be turned into dirty wedding photography.
Pro Tip
The key to successful photography is the client's trust in his/her photographer, which is built before the wedding day. The more you talk with a couple, discuss the wedding photography checklist, listen to their ideas, and share your own know-how, the greater will be the confidence in you and your professionalism on the wedding day.
Let's confess to each other that usually, the kisses are sexy and beautiful only in Hollywood movies. The kisses often look awkward and strange in photos. However, a kiss is one of the most important manifestations of love. How do you shoot the process to convey it? I'll tell you my secret. I like to shoot that moment before kissing when there is still a little space between the lips. Such pictures look like a promise of a pleasant continuation and are very attractive.
I really love to take pictures of the bride in the shadows. A slight turn of the head, a left leg, a seductive silhouette. There is absolutely no vulgarity, which is inherent in most dirty wedding photographer pics, but the photo looks sexy and interesting. Try several options, for example, hide the body in the shadows completely, playing in contrast to the window, or create a shadow partially by opening the foot or the intimate gesture of the hand.
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